Hibernation Habits of Men

I’m glad winter’s here because I heard men hibernate in winter. “Hibernate” being a euphemism for avoiding sex. I must admit to noticing a general randiness among men in summer and a kind of indifference in winter. I’ve decided it’s because of men’s visual nature and when you’re hidden underneath layers of wool, they can’t see what they’re getting so they just lose interest. When the hot weather comes, and the layers come off they go a little nuts. All the ladies know how easy it is to get laid in the summer. You just have to walk into a bar. Yes, that’s pretty much it.

The onset of the cold weather works in my favour because it takes away the part of the equation where the man is trying to get down my pants. If the guys aren’t looking, I’m a little safer in my quest to be good. So, I look forward to a winter of snuggling up in my bed alone and waiting for more nuggets of self-discovery to reveal themselves.

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